Saturday, June 9, 2012

Just Another Buddha

Over the course of the last few months I have been privileged to see ALOT of different Buddha's; here are just a few to share with you...

 DRESS ME UP BUDDAH:
Remember those paper dolls that you used to get, and you would design clothing for them by wrapping material around the card-board cut out?
This buddah in Kampang Phet, Thailand had been dressed up for a royal visitor.
 5 STAR GENERAL BUDDAH
This buddha found in Oudon (a formal capital of Cambodia situated just north of Phnom Penh) was made to honor a great soldier and commander. He was not king, he was not royalty but he was an excellent strategist. It is said that it is the only buddha to be made to a lay person. You can see the 5 stars on his chest there.
 5000 BUDDHAS
Also at Oudon is a room which aims to have 5000 buddhas donated to it... they are sitting on around 4000 and accept any further generous donations of buddhas.

 BLUE BUDDHA
Kampang Phet, Thailand. Need I say more?
 MODERN BUDDHA
This Buddha on Bokor Mountain, Cambodia is almost as preposterous as the large Casino which is being build 500 metres away. Bokor mountain was a HQ for Khmer Rouge and is held with some mystique by Cambodians that haven't been there. They think it is supposed to be like paradise. Advertised as an abandoned town to tourists, this unremarkable site is now going to become a slough pit if the 14 year plan to complete the casino and a small town of hotels goes ahead. The casino is targeted at the wealthy Thai's (and others) who are not allowed to gamble in their own country.


BUDDHA PARK BUDDAH
Some dude (in 1958) built a sculpture park of Buddha's in an attempt to depict a merger between Hinduism and Buddhism. A fascinating place with some great sculptures, but it almost felt like a space where everything had been crammed. It was though some one had looked in a 'sculpture-world' (a subsidiary of toy-world) bought everything in the shop and then plonked them on a patch of grass for everyone to play with. This is just outside of Vientiane, Loas.
 CAVE BUDDHA
15km north of Vang Vieng, Loas, they like to hide their Buddha's in caves. Who could blame them? the cave network here is pretty impressive!
 CUTE WIDDLE BIDDY BUDDHA
This little fella was found in Wat Zieng Thong, Laung Prabang, Loas. Laung Prabangrabang seems to be a very famous area for monks to hang out... people come from all over the world to feed the monks in Laung Prabang.
 THE FAMILY GUY
These Buddhas seem to be a family...
Located in Prasat Kuh Nokor, just south of Kampong Thom city.

 GREEN BUDDHA
The story goes, that during a famine in Lampang there was some rich-lady-noble-person that gave a strangely shaped water melon to a monk one morning. The monk opened it and found a large green emerald, he then carved the emerald into the shape of a Buddha. The towns people thought he'd got the emerald by using his manly charms, ie. they thought he was a giggilo and she was a slut (famine will do that to ya apparently). They slaughtered them both, then in realizing their mistake (the noble woman was noble and not a dirty whore) they enshrined this buddha in one of the most glorious Wats Chang mai has to offer; Wat Phra That Doi Suthep.
 KIWI BUDDHA

 MOUNTAIN BUDDHA
This Buddha is found on top of Phnom Da, Takeo, Cambodia. They reckon it has lasted since the first millennium BC and survived a US bomb when the Viet Cong used it as a hide out. Phnom Da is just 8km from Vietnam and affords a wonderful view of the Mekong Delta.


 SMUG BUDDHA
Yes, I would be smug too if I was allowed to hang out at one of the worlds most beautiful Wats (Wat Phra That Doi Suthep, Chang Mai, Thailand). I'm sure this marble structure has been witness to alot in it's time.
 DRIVE THRU BUDDHA
Located conveniently on the side of the road, this Buddha is available for all your last minute buddha needs. It's almost as if it were a better place for a service station that a statue!


PEEK-A-BOO BUDDHA
Just when you think you have Buddha hunting down-pat, they go and hide behind power poles when you press the button. Apparently Buddha's are best hunted from a stationary position and not whilst rolling past on bicycles!



THE MINX
The largest Buddha we found, it was in Thai Land on the road between Chang Mai and Lam Prabang. This Buddha happened to be a female! The largest and one of the most facinating Buddhas found; I almost think this might be my favorite.

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Lessons Learnt


When the NZ contingent left Vietnam in the 70’s, a set of documents were released entitled ‘Lessons Learnt’ detailing all of the things learnt during the Vietnam campaign. A great idea I think, so in an effort to follow in the foot steps of tradition I would like to detail lessons learnt from another South-East-Asian campaign.

Sun Protection
-         Sun block doesn’t stick and good sun block is hard to buy. In the heat of the day the only way to avoid sunburn is to cover up so long sleeved shirts and knicks with long socks are the way to go. I promise that this is actually cooler.

Food
-          Eat breakfast, second breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea, and dinner to keep V8 super car engines such as mine running.
-          If you are Suzuki swift like Sarah Coffee with plenty of condensed milk is fine!
-         Pho is always a safe option, add extra flavor with chilli sauce or fish sauce regularly provide
-         Do not eat large omelets if you are about to hit the wall… they take to long to digest (ref: ride from Vang Vieng)
-          Take a knife for cutting up fruit

Transport
-          Always take the bus number and number plate of the bus when booking a ticket. Especially in Vietnam where the bus drivers think it is funny to send you all around the bus park looking for your bus even when it is their bus you are supposed to be getting on.
-          Always take fly spray or insect repellent to deter cockroaches on bus
-          Don’t take the last tickets on the bus… you end up sitting with the luggage (Phnom Penh to Ho Chi Minh)
-          Always take the sleeping bus option where possible, heaps more room and usually not over packed
-          Bicycles rock!!! Surley Long Haul Truckers Rule!!!!

Accommodation
-          If it is clean and close to amenities it is fine so just pick the area you want to stay in and go from there.-
-          When flying into cities in Thailand it is important to know the name of a hotel in the area you want to stay otherwise the taxi drivers will charge you twice as much when you stop to check the various hotels.

Laundry
-          Fan + air con is the best formula for drying clothes in your room… or get used to wearing damp clothes in the morning. (actually quite refreshing at times)
-          If your sweat doesn’t smell you don’t need to do your washing right Sarah?

Route selection
-          Where possible, get an estimate of the elevation of the ride before combining rides that are supposed to be - done over two days into one. (ref: ride from vang vieng).
-          Roads can have 4 different names…
-         If in doubt get out your compass (step away from your bike to avoid interference) and ride in the desired direction. If your SB-GPS is malfunctioning you can also use the magnetic compass to settle disputes about which way to go.
-          Make a detailed Navigational Data Sheet (NDS) to give you confidence in your road selection.

Photos
-          Generate at least 3-4 varieties of goofey poses to be practiced at all historical sites… it makes photo taking more fun. Develop further goofey poses over the course of your travels
-          All photos should be taken in a swift manner in order to avoid gaining un-wanted attention and getting in trouble (ref: door frame photo)
-          Go Pro cameras rock!

Companionship
-          Always take a buddy who is prepared to be as crazy as you are… thanks Sarah!

The Connection


So I’ve been thinking… what is it about hanging out with non-English speaking people in south east asia that gives me such a buzz? For example; when you are in a restaurant where no-one speaks English, you manage to order something and then you say thank you in their language and both you and the waiter leave that interaction feeling really special. Why doesn’t that happen at home, in our own language where we should be able to communicate so much more effectively?

In these situations I think that you take more time to stop, observe, and connect with the person in front of you. When you don’t have the words you have to use your intuition and gestures, you have to step out of yourself and give a little more. You can’t get away with taking that person for granted. This creates an overwhelming feeling that doesn’t seem to happen at home so often. These types of interactions are what I think I will miss most about South East Asia… I don’t want to stop connecting with the people around me, I need to bring this home. 

Friday, June 1, 2012

A Lifestyle


Riding in Thailand has been pretty smooth...
Chang mai had great shopping (a bargin)  and we meet some lovely cycle tourists, one of which had the same bike as us. (must be a good man)






Lampang, More site seeing... more Wat's


You know it... it's a kiwi!














Uttaradit, on the way we saw two crashes (a bang), one of them had a car go up in flames including dramatic fireworks
Some dudes wanted me to take a picture of them, rude not to oblige right? 

The fire works...


Sukothai, a lovely restored historical site, some silly bugger photos (a snigger) and a dramatic thunder storm

Lemon tea at a 1839 home of nobility....
Pinky extended... am I not doing it right?! (ref last of the summer wine)












Kampang Phet, more historical sites... brain freeze from riding long flat straights (a blur)



Nakhon Sawan, long straight roads getting to us (a blob out) 10 hours of sleep fixed that.
Now we're in Sing Buri with just 80km left to ride tomorrow... One could say we got here on  a Bargin, a Bang, a Snigger, a Blur,  a blob-out. We've not got light at the end of the tunnel... I'm not sure I want this to end. Some might say it is a great experience, I SAY IT'S A LIFESTYLE!


Stuff Sarah Says

So after a month of riding together I think I'm getting the hang of the phenomenon that is Sarah Bryant... the above video was taken while she was waiting for the camera to take a photo.
Here are a few quotes that I would like to share with those that love Sarah dearly:
I'm always right, don't you know that?
My sweat doesn't stink so I don't need to wash my clothes today
I just inhaled crackling and blew it out my nose... I bet you've never blown crackling out your nose before!?
Do you want the rest of it? Why, are you not hungry? No I just don't want the calories.
Ohhh sorry I ate it all...
I love vegetables, like, I love them
ohhh can I have the juice from your soup, you can have my noodles, I like the juice
I'm not really hungry, my body can run on next to nothing
Ohh mickey you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind, hey mickey (hey hey hey hey hey mickey)
coffee, I need coffee...
I know I have an awesome arse
I would be jealous if I saw my legs right now (whist looking in the shop mirror)
Is this safe? are we allowed to do this?


Thursday, May 24, 2012

Just Another Landscape Photo

Loas has afforded us views of some of the most spectacular landscape I have ever seen. I am a landscape photo junkie... so no I am going to inflict on you a few of my fav's from the last few days...