Dodgy Dealings in Dark Corners

I am spending about 3 days a week tutoring and running seminars at the International University, Faculty of Dentistry which is housed in a 6 story building. After the first class starts for the day the doors are locked and the students can't leave until their school day is over.... EXCEPT if you go through the dental clinic. The problem being that the only way to get to the dental clinic is through the Deans office at the corner of the building. I found out today that quite a few students know this. The president knows this as well, and when there are students passing through he watches their shadows from the other side of the road where his office is. So today after lunch time, there was an onslaught of small Cambodian bodies making a passage way through the Dean of Dentistry's office. In response, the Dean (Professor, specialist in paediatric dentistry, pillar of dentistry in Cambodia, Crusiader for children and all around superstar) advised 'Quick turn off the lights then no one will see' As we waited for the traffic to subside in the dark shadows of the office he exclaimed with glee 'look they’re making a wear pattern in my carpet!'

That, my friends is: dodgy dealings in the dark corner of the Dean's office!!!